The Mop Didn't Help
Look, you've tracked stardust into the house. The mop didn't help. We're surrounded by buckets of light. It's going to end up everyplace. Soon, not a single dark corner will remain. Look, the sizzle and snap has come indoors. The irreverent sunlight has come indoors now, and there's nowhere to hide.
Made me chuckle. I could just see a lady, standing with her hands on her hips, trying to be serious!